This section is dedicated to all the citizens who call 911 with weird, strange and unusual requests that make our job so interesting. Please feel free to share your best stories using the form below. Stories from Law Enforcement Officers are welcome, too! Newest Stories are on the bottom of the list. Choose a story and press GO. Intruders in the bushes? When is the next aftershock, please? What kind of animal?? Is the car running? Did you lose your baggage? But what about the cat? 911 Phone Company Seatbelts DO save lives Reporting Yourself?? Of Cows and Clowns ..How many did you say? Save the Squirrels! How fast can a bicycle go? Gas station surgery Three short stories Cat nap? A Duck Tale Come and get me! Old Lady vs. Burglers! We'll Look right into that... Who said that??! APCO 911 call of the month Dangerous Closet Critters! You might be a dispatcher if... Perhaps you could hum? Sign here, please! Our Friendly Troopers The holy burglary? Who is enroute? An aid car for who? K-9 Trouble! Oh, and by the way... Welfare check on... WHAT? Drop that bird! The Night We Shot Floyd Young Choose a story and press More "war stories" at The Cluster!

Please use this handy form to send me your favorite funny dispatching stories. All stories must be true and must be from your personal experience

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NOTE: These web pages are the creation of Randy Pargman and do not nescessarily represent the views of the Washington State Patrol, Bremerton Communications, APCO, Kermit the Frog, or anybody else on the face of the earth. This is not the official web page of any organization and all stories contained herein are the property of the authors.