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NEW STORY added May 12, 2004

This section is dedicated to all the citizens who call 911 with weird, strange and unusual requests that make our job so interesting. Please feel free to share your best stories using the form below. Stories from Law Enforcement Officers are welcome, too!

Newest Stories are on the bottom of the list.

Choose a story and press

More "war stories" at The Cluster!

Please use this handy form to send me your favorite funny dispatching stories.
All stories must be true and must be from your personal experience

NOTE: These web pages are the creation of Randy Pargman and do not nescessarily represent the views of the Washington State Patrol, Bremerton Communications, APCO, Kermit the Frog, or anybody else on the face of the earth. This is not the official web page of any organization and all stories contained herein are the property of the authors.