Read all
warnings and attached labels prior to use
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Do not remove
under penalty of law.
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Do not try
this at home.
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This web
page not for internal use.
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Do not eat
for 3 hours after using.
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Combustible!
No smoking within 50 feet.
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Improper
use of web page may result in serious injury or death.
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If web page
is swallowed, flush with fresh milk, preferably chocolate milk.
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Do not fire
weapons at the web page.
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Do not cross
the police line.
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Do not use
without proper adult supervision.
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Web page
cannot hold more than 2 persons or 300 lbs at a time.
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When web
page is in use, do not exceed 30 mph.
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Inflate to
maximum pressure for best results.
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Harmful or
fatal if swallowed.
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Do not beat
the web page with blunt objects.
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Do not rub
your head and pat your stomach whileholding a pair of scissors in one hand.
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Do not jump
off the web page while in motion
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Fasten your
trays in the upright position
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Parachutes
are provided for your protection.
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